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Francesca ran to the top of the stairs with great relish she relayed that she thought that French Fry was gone but he wasn't gone, he was just blending in with the litter (tan colored pine shavings)... She said gleefully, "It was a farts alarm!"
She knows it's "false alarm" ... it was just a misspeak, like even us adults do. However, we had a good little laugh about that, and it became, as they say, an instant meme.
And you may use it as well. It follows of course, the "Toot Warning!" that one may need to issue before, yes well, issuing forth....
#2 is kind of developing as we speak, but in a nutshell, someone in Blaize's half day sports camp today taught him the phrase, "butts, cuts, coconuts," and that somehow caught both his and Francesca's imagination. To the degree that they could not stop chanting it until I prohibited it in my hearing. Now, Francesca is literally working on a song, inspired by the chat, with dance moves. Pics/video TBA ... if I can stand it. :P